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About Us

My Promise to You

I believe that everyone deserves a safe, comfortable, well-maintained home, regardless of income. Skilled trades should be accessible to the whole community, not just those who can afford full market rates. That’s why I operate on a sliding scale: you pay what you honestly can, and I’ll make it work.If you’re ever in doubt about whether I can help you, the answer is probably yes. Reach out. We’ll figure it out together.

Why I Do This

I already work two full-time jobs. This isn't my livelihood — it's something I do because I genuinely love fixing things and I care about the people in my community. Every hour I spend on a job is my own free time, and I choose to spend it this way.

Every dollar collected goes straight back into the business — tools, materials, supplies, and keeping the operation running. I'm not drawing a personal income from this. That's not why I'm here.

I got into this because a neighborhood where houses are falling apart isn't a healthy neighborhood — and a lot of those houses belong to people who couldn't afford to get anything fixed. When Tier 1 customers pay my standard rate, that money goes right back into stock and supplies that let me help the next Tier 4 neighbor for free.

Our Services

What We Handle

1. 🔧 Household & Triage & General Repair

Quick Fixes: Door hinge tightening, hardware replacement, cabinet adjustments, and minor drywall patching.Furniture Services: Assembly, custom modification, stabilization, and alignment of flat-pack or vintage furniture.Weatherization & Safety: Installing smoke detectors, carbon monoxide alarms, applying caulk, and sealing gaps around windows/doors.The Finishing Touches: Level, secure mounting of heavy mirrors, artwork, gallery walls, shelving, and closet systems.

 ⚡ Light Electrical Component Swaps

Wall Switches: Upgrading old toggle switches to modern rocker switches, dimmers, or smart/Wi-Fi switches.Outlets: Replacing standard receptacles with fresh units, GFCI outlets, or integrated USB charging ports.Fixtures: Swapping out old light fixtures, sconces, and ceiling fans for new upgrades.(Note: All electrical services are strictly "like-in-kind" replacements on existing functional circuits, keeping things safely within standard residential boundaries.)

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Space Optimization: Arranging layouts, furniture placement, and room flow for maximum utility and comfort.Technical Troubleshooting: Sorting out frustrating mechanical, electronic, hardware, or smart device glitches that refuse to behave.Custom Pr 1 ojects: Specialized DIY commissions, low-voltage adjustments, and unique "maker" modifications.

🚗 Automotive & 12V Electrical

Head Units & Audio: Stereo installations, CAN-bus integration, steering wheel control troubleshooting, and subwoofer/amp wiring. General Triage: Minor mechanical troubleshooting and bolt-on component replacements, fluid flush and replacement.

We don't handle work requiring specialized licenses. If your job needs a licensed jouneyman, we'll refer you to someone we trust.

Transparent Pricing

How It Works

Let's Talk About Price — Before We Even Get to the Scale

My full, standard rate is already up to 50% below what most handyman services charge in this area. That's not a sale, that's just how I price my work. The sliding scale below starts from that already-reduced number and goes down further from there.

I also carry extra materials and supplies on hand. When I have what you need in stock, I'll provide those materials to you at no charge — you only pay for anything I need to go out and purchase specifically for your job.

You're already getting a deal before the conversation even starts.

The Sliding Scale

My pricing is based on your household's financial situation — not on what the market demands. Use the tiers below as a guide. You know your situation best; I trust you to be honest, and I promise not to pry.

Tier 1 — Full Rate

Stable income, no financial hardship

Standard rate (already up to 50% off local market)

Helps fund reduced rates for neighbors — thank you!

Tier 2 — Reduced Rate

Modest income, some financial strain

50–75% of standard rate

Working but stretched thin; materials at cost

Tier 3 — Low Income

Fixed income, disability, or significant hardship

25–49% of standard rate

Seniors, single parents, those on assistance; materials at cost

Tier 4 — Materials Only

Unemployed, crisis situation, or unable to pay for labor

Cost of purchased materials only — labor is free

No one turned away. I cover what I can from my own stock at no charge.

Labor, skills, and travel can be fully covered by the scale — all the way to zero. The only thing I ask is that materials purchased specifically for your job are covered at cost.

You choose your tier. I ask only for honesty. There's no paperwork, no proof of income required, and no judgment.

Your Word & a Handshake

Some things don't need a contract. If you tell me what you need and what you can pay — that's enough. I built this on trust, and I extend that trust to you first.

  1. 1Tell me about the job and your situation honestly.
  2. 2We agree on a fair amount — even if that's "I can do $20 now and $20 next month" or just the cost of materials.
  3. 3We shake hands and I get to work.
  4. 4Pay whenever you're able. I'll send a friendly reminder, not a collections notice.

Installment arrangements and deferred payment are available to anyone who needs them. Just ask.

Get In Touch

Ready to Fix It?

Send us a message or give us a call. Text is preferred for the fastest response.

Phone (text preferred)

425-554-1103

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